Furustar

Thanks to some floating comments in NicoNico, I am able to obtain more accurate lyrics to this wonderful song.

『ふる☆すた』のOP
Name: 知らない。『もってけ！流星拳』かも。
Vocal: 古谷徹のモノマネ

赤いモビルスーツ、そりゃシャアって事かい！？　エェ！
ラッピングが白色　ッだぁ、エゴって事ない？　それは！
殴っちゃう？　やらせるか！　親父にもぶたれた事無いのに！
I Say（撃つぞ！）I Say （撃つぞ！）（ダイナマイトスピィィィン！）
ペガサス流星拳～～！

ララァ・スーン　マチルダさん　アッガイたん
あれいっこが違ってるんるー
悩みん坊　軟弱者　ガンオタ
いい加減にしなさい！

飛んでった　あいつも塵になるからな
だっていわゆる普通のオールドタイプ
驚いた　僕だけ　修正粛正　おかわり
DADADADA☆伊達じゃないッ！！！

ノーヘル即死　Let's go HEAVEN
RAN-RAN　連邦軍　You got　センセーション
「いきまーす！」存在感・・小惑星
殴られてキレました　当然おおいに暴れて　独房だー！

もっていけ！最後に笑っちゃうのは僕のはず
ニュータイプだからです　←結論
ブライト・ノア本気で殴りたいの　どうするよ？（修正してやる！）
酸素欠乏症です　←残念orz

「ジーク・ジオン！」それなんて寝返り？　とゎあぁッッ
ぶったね！？　２度もぶった！！　もっとぶってぇ～～～！！

（次はこの俺、ヤムチャ様にやらせてもらうぜぇ！）

燃え上がれー燃え上がれー立ち上がれー
「まだだ、まだ終らんよっ！」
かませ犬　お人よし　ナルシスト
調子こいて　玉砕！

踏んでった　「あいつ、俺を踏み台にした！？」
全戦　全敗　全死亡
絶対　敗退　妄言　連発
誰がーヘタレー　dadadadaだぁーーッ

TEN-TEN　天下一　Let's get ドラゴンボール
ROU-狼牙風風拳　特大繰気弾
ぶるぁ！セルゲーム　俺、涙目
無意味に突っ込み　当然、前座で死ぬのはお約束ぅ☆

やってみよう！シェンロン呼び出すのは　俺の挑戦
サイヤ人なんてたかが野菜！（だせぇネーミングdadadadaだぜ…）
修行はどうよ？今さらやってもありきたり
変身はカンタンよ　ラ・ク・チ・ン

栽培マンが…抱きついて自爆だ！？GYU☆
いつのまに！　HA☆NA☆SE
またこのパターンが　うおぉおぉぉぉ～…

TEN-TEN　天下一　Let's get ドラゴンボール
RAN-RAN　アクシズ　Look up it's fallin'
「エゴだよ、それは！」「ならば止めてみせろ」
うんだがだーうんだがだー　うにゃうにゃ
もうめんどくせぇや　落としちゃえ～～！！

ドンど来い！最後に笑っちゃうのは　俺のはず
聖闘士（セイント）だからです　←結論　（彗星拳～～～！）
核の冬が来るのに　ヤムチャごときがどうするよ？
「たかが…　石ころひとつ…　この俺が…　押し返してやんぜッ！！！」

やっぱりね　最後に笑っちゃうのは　ヤムチャのはず
ナイスガイだからです　←結論

ハニワ幻人　そりゃ死ねって事かい　ワォ！
聖闘士星矢（セイントセイヤ）　それなんて小宇宙（コスモ）だ　ハッ！
がんばっちゃ　やっちゃっちゃ　and　繰気弾　気合でカッ
「修正！」ぶったね！？「粛正！」２度もぶった！！
親父にも昔から調教されてましたぁ～～～！

Romaji

akai MOBILE SUIT, sorya CHAR tte koto kai!? EH!
RAPPING ga shiro-iro ddaa, EGO tte koto nai? sore wa!
naguchau? yaraseruka! oyaji ni mo butareta koto nai no ni!
I say (utsuzo!) I say (utsuzo!) [DYNAMITE SPIIIIIIN!]
PEGASUS, ryuuseiken~~!

LALAH SUNE, MATILDA san, ACGUY tan
are ikko ga chigatte runru-
nayaminbou nanjakumono GUNOTA
iikagen ni shinasai!

tondetta aitsu mo chin ni naru karana
datte iwayuru futsuu no OLDTYPE
odoroita boku dake shuusei shukusei okawari
DADADADA* date janai!!!

NO HELL sokushi Let's go Heaven
RAN-RAN renpougun Look up Sensation
"ikima-su!" sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
nagurarete kiremashita touzen ooi ni abarete tokubou da-!

motteike! saigo ni waracchau no wa boku no hazu
NEWTYPE dakara desu <- ketsuron
BRIGHT NOA honki de naguritai no dou suru yo? (shuusei shiteyaru!)
sanso ketsuboushou desu <- zannen

"SIEG ZEON!" sore nante negaeri? towaaaa
butta ne!? nidomo butta!! motto buttee~~~!!

(tsugi wa kono ore, YAMCHA sama ni yarasete morau ze!)

moeagare- moeagare- tachiagare-
"mada da, mada owaranyo!"
kamase inu o hito yoshi NARCIST
choushi koite gyokusai!

fundetta "aitsu, ore wo fumidai ni shita!?"
zensen zenpai zenshibou
zettai haitai mougen renpatsu
darega- HETARE- dadadadada--

TEN-TEN tenkaichi Let's get DRAGON BALL
ROU-rouga fuufuuken tokudai soukidan
burua! CELL GAME ore, namidame
muimi ni tsukkomi touzen, zenza de shinu no wa oyakusoku*

yattemiyou! SHEN LONG yobidasu no wa ore no chousen
SAIYA jin nante takaga yasai! (dasee NAMING dadadada daze...)
shuugyou wa douyo? ima sara yattemo arikitari
henshin wa KANTAN yo RA.KU.CHI.N

saibai MAN ga... dakitsuite jibaku da! GYU*
itsu no mani! HA*NA*SE
mata kono PATTERN ga uoooooo~...

TEN-TEN tenkaichi Let's get DRAGON BALL
RAN-RAN AXIS Look up it's fallin'
"EGO dayo, sore wa!" "naraba tometemisero"
undagada- undagada- unya unya
mou mendokuseeya otoshichae~~!!

DONdo koi! saigo ni waracchau no wa ore no hazu
SAINT dakara desu <- ketsuron (suiseiken~~~!)
kaku no fuyu ga kuru no ni YAMCHA gotoki ga dou suru yo?
"takaga... ishikoro hitotsu... kono ore ga... oshikaeshite yanze!!!"

yappari ne saigo ni waracchau no wa YAMCHA no hazu
NICE GUY dakara desu <- ketsuron

HANIWA genjin sorya shine tte koto kai WAO!
SAINT SEIYA sore nante COSMO da ha!
ganbaccha yacchaccha and soukidan kiaideKA
"shuusei!" butta ne!? "shukusei!" nidomo butta!!
oyaji nimo mukashi kara choukyou sarete mashitaa~~~!

English translation

A red mobile suit, is that Char!? EH!
Rapping in the white, not Ego? That is!
To get whacked? Like I'd let you! Even my dad never hit me before!
I say (firing!) I say (firing!) DYNAMITE SPIIIIIN!
Pegasus, Meteor Punch!

Lalah Sune, Ms. Matilda, Little Miss Acguy
That one is different different
Emokid, coward, Gunota
Stop your nonsense already!

I flew, he became trash too hence
He's the normal Oldtype so to speak
I'm shocked, only me, second helping of conditioning
No-no-no-no-not just for show!!!

No Hell insta-death. Let's go Heaven
Fed-Fed Federation Forces. Look up Sensation
"Ikima-su!" Sense of being dot dot Asteroid
He whacked me, I'm pissed off, of course,
acting in violence gets me solitary confinement!

Take it with you! The one who will have the last laugh should be me
Because I'm a Newtype <- Q.E.D.
I seriously want to whack Bright Noah. How? (I'll fix you up!)
Oxygen deficiency <- so sad T_T

"Sieg Zion!" What kind of betrayal is this? Toaa!
You hit me?! You hit me again! Hit me more~~~!!

(Next up is the performance of yours truly, the Great Yamcha!)

Burn up, burn up, stand up
"Not yet, it's not the end!"
kamase? dog? oh, human, yes. Narcissist!
The spur of the moment comes, honourable defeat!

I stepped "That fella used me as a springboard!?"
Lost every battle, Got annihilated
Absolute defeat, Rash remark, Rapid-fire
Who are you calling weak? Who-who-who-who-WHO?!

World-World's number one. Let's get Dragon Ball
Wolf-wolf Fang Hurricane Fist. Extra-Large Soukidan
UNGH! Cell match, My teary eyes
Nonsensical penetration, of course,
It's a promise to die right at the opening!

Let's try it! Summoning Shenlong, that's my challenge
Saiyans? They're nothing but Yasai (Vegetables) [It's only a ma-ma-ma-ma-matter of naming]
How about the training? It's common to do it even this late
It's so simple to transform! The Rakuchin

It's a Saibaiman? The hug-and-self-destruct attack! GYU*
Since when! LET * GO!
You're going to use the same... AAAAAAAAAAH!

World-World's number one. Let's get Dragon Ball
No-no Axis! Look up it's fallin'
"This is your ego's doing!" "Then try to stop it!"
undagada undagada unya unya
Too troublesome Just let it drop!

Come and face me! The one who will have the last laugh should be me
Because I'm a Saint <- Q.E.D. (Comet Punch~~~!)
Oh, no, the nuclear winter is coming. What will you do, Yamcha, just by yourself?
"It's only one rock... I'll do it... I'll push it back!"

As I have thought, the one who will have the last laugh should be Yamcha
Because he's a Nice Guy <- Q.E.D.

Haniwa Phantoms, does this mean "to die"? WAO!
Saint Seiya, what cosmo is that...? HAH!
Gotta work hard, gotta do it, and Soukidan, huge fighting spirit
"Ammend!" You hit me! "Enforce!" You hit me again!
Even my dad used to do animal training on me!